Linda Evans
Nude

A classy and classic blonde, Linda Evans attended Hollywood High School with fellow starlet-to-be Stephanie Powers and was an early find by connoisseur of blondes John Derek. Given the wattage of Linda’s sly smile, the pleasure pillow formed by her pouting bottom lip, the charm of her dimpled chin, the delicate fluting of her long, searching nose, its nostrils flaring with hinted passion, and those eyes so widely trusting and knowing, along with her uncanny ability to squeeze her bosom into a deep crevice of cleavage, the girl was destined for stardom. Unfortunate for skin sightseers, Evans’s arena of fame was the traditional small screen, her exposure primarily upon networks that frown upon revealing more than the hint of what lies beneath. She was an absolute bombshell in the ABC gun-slinging western series The Big Valley, on which she appeared as Audra Barkley from 1965 to 1969; and, in the ABC prime time soap opera Dynasty for which she became widely known, Linda was MILFtastic as Blake Carrington’s wife Krystle. Of course, in neither series did she show her big valley or dynastic Ds. The closest ethereal Evans has come to unclothed is in the action flick Mitchell (1975). With her bare back to the camera, she allows a slight crack of butt and curve of breast to show in shaded profile. Also worth mentioning is a scene from Tom Horn (1980) in which Linda chills in a pool in her bra and presents evidence that she’s chilly. Tom Horn is Linda’s final feature film credit, although that will change upon the release of coincidentally-titled Swan Song (TBA).